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FATGUYFOODBLOG: Elevating Cane’s


Ask any BU scholar the place to get one of the best hen fingers around-
most of them will inform you Elevating Cane’s proper right here in Allston, and those that don’t are in all probability being aware of their persistently lengthy traces. It’s a singular spot each in identify and location- of their ~311
eating places, that is the one one north of Ohio, which against this has 8. (For
these curious concerning the identify, I urge you to dismiss that curiosity. I’ve learn
the entire story and it sort of explains it however probably not.)

What I discover most attention-grabbing about Elevating Cane’s is that
they promote hen tenders- solely hen tenders, other than coleslaw, fries, and
texas toast. (OK, technically, they’ve a hen sandwich the place they put the
tenders on a bun with lettuce and sauce.) However how, precisely, does that enterprise
mannequin thrive in 2017- a time when dietary restricted customers are catered to
at virtually each main restaurant? Since I’m no businessman, I’ll go along with Occam’s
razor; they only promote actually tasty hen tenders.

Personally, the restricted menu makes my job tremendous straightforward as a
reviewer- order any combo and that’s it, actually. The combos are all 2, 3, 4, or
6 laptop fingers with sauce, coleslaw, fries, Texas toast and a fountain drink.

Let me start with the Texas toast. THIS IS A GRILLED HOT
DOG BUN WITHOUT THE SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE. A FARCE! I’m actually outraged for the
whole state of Texas (by the best way, I’ve lived in New England my whole
life and spent a grand complete of possibly 4 hours in Texas throughout layovers). However how
precisely does this qualify as Texas toast?! Look, somebody actually must
clarify this to me. Both Elevating Cane’s must rename this menu merchandise or I’m
going into each bread isle in America, crossing out “Sizzling Canine Buns” on each
package deal, and writing “Pre-Texas Toast” on all of them. That’s not how I need to
spend the remainder of this life. That may be fairly foolish. A petition would
in all probability be simpler.

However what makes this much more mind-boggling, Texas boasts OVER
100 RAISING CANE’S LOCATIONS! How do these proud, robust, hard-working
People enable this sham, this caricature to bear the identify of their nice
state?! Once more, I’m no Texpert, but when I ordered a Texas toast in Texas someone
rattling properly be handing me a fried loaf of bread! And I WILL SALUTE THEM.

And this is a funnier .gif from the times of myspace that is additionally Texas associated!

…Anyway, that grilled bun tastes alright, although.

Nonetheless, the coleslaw and fries are each actually unspectacular.
Each objects are in actual fact so common, for each character I’ve typed after that
first sentence I grow to be an increasing number of detached to actuality itself. If I
proceed to go on about them for even a couple of sentences extra, I’ll disappear
into the material of actuality as if I’ve by no means existed. I’ve truly needed to
kind this final bit with my knuckles, as my fingers have grow to be ghostly and are
passing proper by the keyboard. 
PHEW! I reread my passionate rant about Texas toast and my
fingers seem to have returned to regular. However I’ll inform you whose nonetheless obtained irregular
fingers- RAISING CANE’S! In truth, they’re paranormally scrumptious!
(Yeesh. After that bit, I’m tempted to return and maintain
typing concerning the sides.)

However actually, I’m solely barely exaggerating how good the hen fingers are. Tremendous tender, with a pleasant gentle breading. Truthfully, for so long as I dwell
close-by, I actually see no cause to order hen fingers anyplace else- except
possibly I’ve developed a depraved drug behavior and solely have sufficient spare change to
order one thing off a child’s menu someplace. 

However, hey, who wants medication after I

If you happen to’ve learn my posts earlier than, you’ve in all probability realized by
now I don’t play with regards to high quality condiments. And if you happen to haven’t, and
you don’t know my affection for condiments (which I affectionately abbreviate
to condims): final evening for dinner I had ketchup, mayonnaise, and relish with a
aspect of hamburger. For actual, son. I do this generally. One would possibly say i am condim cray!

However rightly so, with regards to this Cane’s Sauce. It’s a
actual hen dipping masterpiece. And the oldsters at Elevating Cane’s comprehend it too- that’s
why the RECIPE IS A SECRET! That’s proper, a secret condiment recipe- who might even
fathom such a factor?!

“Cane’s Sauce is tangy with slightly little bit of spice and stuffed with taste. We use our personal proprietary mix of premium seasonings and spices in our Sauce and our Restaurant Normal Managers make a brand new batch each day in every Elevating Cane’s kitchen. Our Sauce recipe is prime secret and identified solely by our Normal Managers, who’re sworn to secrecy (so don’t even ask).” -www.raisingcanes.com

Properly, maybe the complete recipe is thought solely to GMs, however my superior, condiment-honed palate detected 4 main gamers: mayonnaise, ketchup, black pepper, and salt. Random Rachel at meals.com backs me up; she claims to have found an in depth model of the recipe by taking a look at related sauces at different eating places and trial/error combos. Right here’s her’s: http://www.meals.com/recipe/cane-sauce-for-dippin-chicken-233189. She writes for meals.com so she in all probability is aware of her shit brah

So to wrap up this ramble: Elevating Cane’s. Bizarre identify, nice hen, superior sauce, don’t count on something from the perimeters. Altogether: a B+ joint for a fast meal, if you happen to like hen fingers. I’m additionally factoring in that all the menu compromises of six objects. Though that makes ordering straightforward, it makes the choice to truly go to RC’s a tricky one, when you will get far more selection virtually anyplace else.

Oh yeah I virtually forgot- the drink. May as properly evaluation all the menu, proper? Properly, these Texas people shall be extremely upset to know there is not any Large Pink here- solely Pepsi merchandise. Blech. COKE IS IT! 

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