Monday, April 15, 2024

It's TOO DARN HOT


In case you’re not one of many folks complaining in regards to the warmth proper now, then you definately’re one of many folks complaining in regards to the folks complaining in regards to the warmth.

Both approach, all of us have the identical downside:

Unhealthy bikini truffles.

Yep, this warmth wave has clearly addled bakers’ brains, my associates, and the outcomes merely aren’t fairly.

Until perhaps you are searching for two bushes in a Seuss-ian panorama.

Er…

[head tilt]

Naaaah.

Whoah. It is like I am unable to even see the disembodied torso!

[singing] The hills are ALIIIIVE…

With butterfly CENsor dots!

No, wait. I’ve a greater track.

(Ahem hem hem.)

From the MOUNT-ains,

To the VAL-leys,

To the OH-shoot!

Is {that a} THOOOOONG?

GOOOOOD bless America!

My…

Oooohhh soooo wroooong!

Because of Heather R., Melissa D., Heather H., Ellen G., & Ginny, who won’t ever have a look at a coronary heart cookie the identical approach once more.

*****

Talking of sizzling, Jen bought me considered one of these neck followers and it’s an absolute will need to have for this summer time warmth:

Moveable Neck Fan

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