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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

REVIEW: Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes


Do you know that there have been rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes have been created to discourage America to cease masturbating?

Whereas these rumors aren’t immediately true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of abstinence from all sexual exercise and did encourage a bland eating regimen as one means to discourage masturbatory urges), Kellogg’s now has some flakes that might have the other impact…

Introducing some new Frosted Flakes that, relying on how excited you get about meals, may encourage you to masturbate!

Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes & Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Kellogg's Cinnamon French Toast & Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

For the love of God get ahold of your self!

Say hey to Kellogg’s Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes and Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes! Acknowledging totally that plain corn sucks and masturbating guidelines, the brand new Frosted Flakes are doused in sugary goodness with model new, thrilling flavors. Get these napkins prepared!! (For the milk, you pervert.)

Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes at the moment are “higher than ever” too, however no person’s masturbating over that.

This evaluation is a part of a collection. As we speak’s Frosted Flakes evaluation is:

Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

In line with Kellogg’s, Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes have a ripe, juicy strawberry taste coupled with wealthy, creamy notes that turns the milk in your bowl a enjoyable, vibrant pink!

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

So far as strawberry-flavored cereals go, that is positively probably the most strongly-flavored I’ve ever had. It’s additionally probably the most synthetic, however fortunately it’s that gooood form of synthetic. Tremendous candy, Strawberry-Nesquiky… nearly every thing you’d need in a breakfast cereal.

Along with that signature “frosted” taste, I suppose it does style a little extra “milkshake” than another strawberry cereals. However nothing loopy.

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

However you recognize what does assist it style extra like a milkshake? Milk!

I actually really feel that Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes is a kind of cereals that’s truly elevated in milk. Some cereals could have their taste wash away, however I didn’t discover that to be the case right here. And I assumed that the creamy notes and dairy ingredient actually made that strawberry taste cereal play up in direction of “strawberry milkshake.” This most likely gained’t be as true in the event you use a non-dairy various (particularly one which isn’t notably creamy), so select your milk correctly.

Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Once they say it turns the milk a “enjoyable, vibrant pink”, they’re in some way each underselling it and telling a lie on the similar time. It’s principally Pepto Bismol, which in my expertise, isn’t enjoyable in any respect.

In abstract, Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes are scrumptious and will lead you to some unsavory locations on the Web.

Burning Questions:

  1. Cereal makes you masturbate?! No marvel I can’t sto — No, it’s not the cereal.
  2. What’s so dangerous about masturb — Nothing, carry on keepin’ on.
  3. Thanks, I’ve to go. Have enjoyable!

Place of Buy: Despatched to me by Kellogg’s (Thanks guys! I wager you’re not thrilled with the tone of this text!)

Ranking: 8 out of 10

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