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The Clucking Useless

The Clucking Useless


As a result of bakeries are operating out of concepts, I offer you:

John Deere Zombie Chickens!

Also called The Clucking Useless.


On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is that this?

Personally, I believe it falls someplace between “Ped Eggs” and toddlers-who-won’t-break-eye-contact.

However actually, the very best half are the buttons. Go on, give it some thought.


Ever heard the expression, “getting sh**-faced?”

‘Cuz somebody took that WAY too actually



Angie wished to get her good friend a cake, however there was an issue: apparently “Glad fiftieth Birthday, Melissa” would not match.

However don’t fret, the baker was nonetheless in a position to squeeze one thing out:

So transferring.

(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Prepared for the subsequent stream of orders? Hey, the place are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come again! I have never used my well-known “You are in hassle” line but!)


Due to Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring sufficient… to offer a crap.



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