Tuesday, April 16, 2024

The Hunt Is Over


SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

[knowing smirk]

And also you’re responsible!

 

Wreckers, you give love

A BAD NAME.

 

How did this begin?

 

They give the impression of being all the identical!

You give love
a nasty identify
(unhealthy identify!)

 

You give love…

A BAD NAME.

 

Due to Anony M., Elizabeth, Ok.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who actually wants to elucidate these final wedding ceremony toppers to me. Are the 2 bucks speculated to be Robert & Stevie? And in that case, why are they subsequent to a hunter with a shotgun? (“Aw, look, your wedding ceremony avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.”)

Or possibly the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a few deer? (The hunter, I imply, not the tree.) However why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they simply run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.

*****

Hey look, now you’ll be able to toast the blissful couple at a shotgun wedding ceremony with shotgun shell photographs!

12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)

What a time to be alive, y’all.

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